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2. You think Leif 'Loket' Olsson is entertaining.
5. The first thing you do on entering a bank/post office/pharmacy etc. is look for the queue number machine.
6. You accept that you will have to queue to take a queue number.
10. Silence is fun.
13. When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:
a. he is drunk;
b. he is insane;
c. he is American;
d. he is all of the above.
21. Your old habit of being "fashionably late" is no longer acceptable. You are always on time.
29. An outside temperature of 9 degrees Celsius is mild.
33. You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank.
38. You get extremely annoyed when the bus is two minutes late.
50. You wear a dress or skirt over your trousers and combine them with training shoes. [this is especially problematic if you're male]
64. You reach for your pocket 20 times a day as mobile phones ring all around you
67. You get into a Mercedes taxi cab and think nothing of it.
69. You understand that when a colleague asks you out for "a drink," it will probably be a long night with a severe hangover the next day.
71. You believe that when you finally win your Nobel Prize, it is best to be modest and say "Oh really, it was nothing!"
73. Seeing a young woman with lit candles stuck to her head no longer disturbs you.
76. You get to the movies early so that you can watch the commercials.
2. You think Leif 'Loket' Olsson is entertaining.
5. The first thing you do on entering a bank/post office/pharmacy etc. is look for the queue number machine.
6. You accept that you will have to queue to take a queue number.
10. Silence is fun.
13. When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:
a. he is drunk;
b. he is insane;
c. he is American;
d. he is all of the above.
21. Your old habit of being "fashionably late" is no longer acceptable. You are always on time.
29. An outside temperature of 9 degrees Celsius is mild.
33. You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank.
38. You get extremely annoyed when the bus is two minutes late.
50. You wear a dress or skirt over your trousers and combine them with training shoes. [this is especially problematic if you're male]
64. You reach for your pocket 20 times a day as mobile phones ring all around you
67. You get into a Mercedes taxi cab and think nothing of it.
69. You understand that when a colleague asks you out for "a drink," it will probably be a long night with a severe hangover the next day.
71. You believe that when you finally win your Nobel Prize, it is best to be modest and say "Oh really, it was nothing!"
73. Seeing a young woman with lit candles stuck to her head no longer disturbs you.
76. You get to the movies early so that you can watch the commercials.
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